Bush signs bill to build 700-miles of new fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border. Not only is there opposition on many fronts, but where’s the money for it? Los Angeles Times Maybe he’ll use “the Google” on the “Internets” to find it. CNN (video)

If it can save lives, dunking terror suspects in water is a “no-brainer” for Cheney. Washington Post

Four dead in California wildfires. Arson is the cause and the fire chief is calling it “murder.” AP/MSNBC

When Australian’s top Muslim cleric was asked if he would resign after blaming women in scantily-clad clothing for rape, he said, “Free the world from the White House first.” Sydney Morning Herald

Starbucks and the Ethiopian government at odds over the names of coffee beans. BBC

If you’re already finished with football, the NBA regular season starts Tuesday. Here’s a preview of every team from ESPN.

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This device is called the
Nutty Buddy. It’s supposed
to “Protect the Family Jewels.”
The demonstration video is
painfully wrong on many levels.